Whatsapp Status In Hindi And English

If you hurt my best friend, I will make your death look like an accident.

Is is true that Your Life is Boring? If answer is Yes….Then Type ‘I Love ’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore!

Love yourself. Love your day. Love your life.

Never on schedule.But always on time. ………

I’m a good boy/girl with bad habits

I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

An apple in a day keeps anyone away…. If you throw it hard.

At least mosquitoes are attracted to me. ……

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

We are WTF generation – WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Some people are alive only, Because it’s illegal to kill them.

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!

Look at your left-——> I said left idiot!