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Funny Whatsapp Status in English – I look at people sometimes
I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – No I’m not feeling violent
No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – Why do women always ask
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – God must love stupid people.
God must love stupid people. He made so many.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – I think my iPhone is
I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – My opinions may have changed
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – My mother never saw the
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – I love my job only
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – If you do a job
If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – There are two kinds of
There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – Knowledge is knowing a tomato
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – The main reason Santa is
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – The real reason women live
The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
Funny Whatsapp Status in English – Women should not have children
Women should not have children after 20. Really 20 children are enough.
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