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If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won.

No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

God must love stupid people. He made so many.

I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.

The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

Women should not have children after 20. Really 20 children are enough.